Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.
So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin
Friend picked me up with an argy while this thing was on my head, he took me to height limit and let me go, I proceeded to put on a parachute with it and barely descended while traveling the whole map, I then started freezing and let him go, got to the bottom with the parachute and a pack of saber tooth’s killed me..
Me:on my pteranodon packed with food and tranqs looking for a archy in redwoods*
Me:Sees archy*
Archy:Sees me*
Me:gets my crossbow and tranq arrows*
Archy: ACTIVATE ARCHY NINJA MODE*
Me:AhHhh WHY DON’T GET TAMED ALREADY!!
One up = one way to tame a archy before it turns into a ninja archy
From Moonlight