Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.

One time me and my buddy were on Megs zooming around looking for pearls. We found a bunch of pearls and gathered them all. We had about 300 total but we wanted more. So I said to him “maybe those oyster things with the tentacles give us pearls.” Soon after we got swarmed my like 5 mosas

You: You can’t defeat me.

Ammonite: No I know, but he can.

(You turn around)

Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!

My cousin was hitting a Ammonite and then he got splattered and everything was following him like he has free food.

So nice of wild card to add my little sister

It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.

If you find one attack it you get a special buff

Accidentally hit it

Me: sorry

The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't punch these,

Or an alpha mosa will eat you.

Noob: bro what’s that!?

Pro: that’s a am-

Noob: nutalis?

Pro: yea sure whatever

Noob: what if I slap it

Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*

Pro: .-.

Noob: ok how u do that face

Megaladon roaring in the distance

Noob: wat dat

Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis

*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*

*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*