Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am mean
And I am big
I will snap u like a twig
My name is allo
I am stronk
I have bite and I do monch
I hunt in pack
I chomp u all
I make u bleed and make Rex fall
I am pain
And you are lunch
I chomp your tames with a crunch
My name is allo
This poem is done
Don’t forget
BOLA YOUR FRIEND AND RUN
-allo song- like for more songs!
I had a allo called Alex he was lvl 13 and I loved Alex.i went to the mountains and saw two kentros.one kentro was lvl 1 and the other I dont remember.the lvl 1 kentro killed Alex.now I always kill kentros.im sorry Alex...you will have been a great tame...I swear to get your revenge for you...
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